My life is really busy. I've got two little boys (no, I don't wish I had a girl) and a Gus (puppy), all of whom slobber on me, wrestle with me, accidentally pee on me, and fill my days with endless laughter and joy. Ohh, and dirt. My issue isn't whether this shirt goes with those pants; it's which shirt hides more signs of boy. It's the life of a girl surrounded by truckloads of testosterone seeking a little perspective and the occasional opportunity to pee on my own.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Sunday, September 26, 2010
"Mommy, Where Do Babies Come From?"
"Mommy, where do babies come from?"
I explain.
"Wow, that's unexpected."
Atticus chimes in with "Nooooo, babies come from under couch!" (This would be where Atticus always finds his toy baby)
Friday, September 24, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Friday, September 10, 2010
Sweet Moments
So it's been a crazy start to the year and I've done exactly what I swore I wouldn't- dropped on some pictures without so much as an ounce of color commentary.
So starting the term is always going to be insane; I've got that figured out now. Tomorrow is Atticus's birthday party and I start teaching Hebrew school on Sunday. Monday I have a paper due and Wednesday is a double fun dose of double stats.
So I spent all morning making Elmo cupcakes. Six months Atticus has begged and pled for an Elmo party. I scoured the country to find the only real sesame street place Elmo constume in existence (props to uncle Gary for picking it up for me!). Literally 18 Elmo cupcakes and 6 Cookie Monster cupcakes into decorating the 2 dozen cupcakes for tomorrow morning and this happens:
"Mama?"
"Yes?"
"Me not want Elmo party."
"huh?"
"No Elmo party. Me want diggers."
So I put construction hats on Elmo and Cookie. Sigh
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So starting the term is always going to be insane; I've got that figured out now. Tomorrow is Atticus's birthday party and I start teaching Hebrew school on Sunday. Monday I have a paper due and Wednesday is a double fun dose of double stats.
So I spent all morning making Elmo cupcakes. Six months Atticus has begged and pled for an Elmo party. I scoured the country to find the only real sesame street place Elmo constume in existence (props to uncle Gary for picking it up for me!). Literally 18 Elmo cupcakes and 6 Cookie Monster cupcakes into decorating the 2 dozen cupcakes for tomorrow morning and this happens:
"Mama?"
"Yes?"
"Me not want Elmo party."
"huh?"
"No Elmo party. Me want diggers."
So I put construction hats on Elmo and Cookie. Sigh
- Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
Thursday, September 9, 2010
HAHAHA!
Ok, so I just had what was definately the funniest conversation I have had in the past month.
I called D's grandmother to wish her (and the rest of the family who were sure to be congregating at her place) a healthy and happy new year. Here's the transcript:
Me: "Hi Grandma, happy new year!"
Grandma: " Hi, dear. We were just talking about you."
Me: "Well whatever I am being accused of, I didn't do it."
Grandma: " Obviously."
Me: "Huh?"
Grandma: "We were just wondering when you were going to get pregnant again. So, as I said, obviously you didn't do it, dear."
Well played Grandma, well played! Nothing like being out sassed by an almost 90 year old. I hope I'm just as awesome in 50+ years.
Sunday, September 5, 2010
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