My life is really busy. I've got two little boys (no, I don't wish I had a girl) and a Gus (puppy), all of whom slobber on me, wrestle with me, accidentally pee on me, and fill my days with endless laughter and joy. Ohh, and dirt. My issue isn't whether this shirt goes with those pants; it's which shirt hides more signs of boy. It's the life of a girl surrounded by truckloads of testosterone seeking a little perspective and the occasional opportunity to pee on my own.
Monday, January 31, 2011
So what's new here?
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Amazing center
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Ohio Visit
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Jake's New Story
Jacob’s Story- 1.2.11
Stomp in a Puddle to the Center of the Earth
Chapter 1
“Don’t stomp in any puddles!” Mama said.
“Ok, Mama.”
Then I went outside. I was dancing in the rain when I suddenly saw the biggest, juiciest puddle ever. The puddle was twenty feet around, and the water inside was muddy and creamy and totally brown. I just felt I had to jump in the puddle. I bent my knees, got into my best position scrunched down and together, and I jumped. I flew down towards the puddle. But something was wrong. My feet didn’t hit the ground. They just kept moving down. Quickly I was totally under water. I felt scared and excited at the same time.
Suddenly I hit land. I was holding my breath and pinching my nose for so long. When I finally was on the land, I gasped and fainted.
When I woke up I was surprised to find myself laying in a giant evergreen forest. I hiked into the forest of evergreens. Suddenly I saw a cute little dinosaur with fluffy little feathery feet. I took that fluffy little dinosaur with me on my journey back to the surface of the Earth.